Girl Talk: Witnessing the Ritual of Male Bonding

I went to my college Homecoming yesterday. I had some mixed feelings about going. I haven’t been in 30 years, and I hadn’t really kept up with people from college for a variety of reasons. But, I’d been catching up with some people on Facebook and was, frankly, curious. What would it feel like to go back there and see those people again? I haven’t even gone to my high school reunions, so I’ve never experienced that whole “reunion” experience. So, I went.

The school I went to was Southeastern Louisiana University in Hammond LA. I was an English Education major with a minor in Journalism. My God, it has been a long time. I’m now one of those old farts that the students see at Homecoming and probably think, “Don’t they have a life? Why are they coming back here?” I thought it back then when I was a woman child on campus. I was the Sports Editor for my school newspaper and worked part time in the Sports Information Department. My college community was athletes and the friends of athletes.

People change, but their eyes always stay the same. That’s how I recognized most people yesterday. All I had to do was look into their eyes, and I remembered their smile and their thinner, smoother faces. Oh, yeah, that’s…Millet…one of the Boudreaux boys..Domiano….. We tailgated, caught up a little and then settled in with our group of choice. At one point, I was talking to my friend Larry, the Sports Information Director and several of the guys from the football team. They were telling stories about the offensive coach and jokes they played on him. Larry said he wants to write a book with all these stories one day. I leaned over and told him, “Do it now, Larry. It won’t be long before the memories go and we start losing people. Along with them will go their stories.”

All of I could think of to say about these guys is…sweethearts…former SLU football players who went to school with me.

After the football game, the group I was sitting with decided to go to a local alumnus’s home for a fireside chat. So, we caravaned over to Winn Dixie and bought beer, whiskey and cigarettes for those who would partake. We all got lost, I think, on the way and ended up playing on our cell phones between cars all the way there. It was funny. I was already laughing so hard my face hurt.

I’ve witnessed episodes of male bonding throughout my life. I was married twice, and I have two brothers and a Dad. The ritual is familiar. The women sort of start off in the kitchen and start to bond with each other a little. After about 45 minutes or so, we head outside or to the other room to join the guys and watch the show. Because, it’s always a show, at least from this woman’s point of view. It’s so different than how women bond.

The Players:

Note: All these guys have nicknames. I see it as part of a brotherhood where their real names don’t matter. They have to find something meaningful to name each other that belongs only to this “family”. It works. Oh, and these are BIG guys. They are all former football players, and my friends call them giants.

Some of the main characters from the evening. L to R: Tink, Fudd and Cricket.

Cricket (Former Linebacker)

I have never heard a story from anyone from the football community at Southeastern that didn’t include a story about Cricket. I believe, for all practical purposes, he could be called certifiably crazy. Except I think it’s the kind of crazy that people like. I’ve never heard of anybody that didn’t like him. He’s entertaining and over the top. He is also now a school principal in Florida. He drove 10 hours both ways to come to this party.

Nippy (Former Linebacker)

There’s always a master storyteller in the group. There has to be. Somebody has to have a way to help craft the memories into tall tales. In this group, it is Nippy. It helps that he is a country bad boy from Mississippi with an adorable bad boy “look” complete with a black cowboy hat and boots that really do have horse sh*t embedded in the seams. He openly says he’s a dumbass and has stories to prove it. But, as you hear him talk more, you realize he’s not a dumbass at all. He’s smart as a whip but maybe not in the traditional way. He runs his own business but his passion runs in horses and animals.

Tinkerbell (Former Offensive Lineman)

Most people call him Tink for short. He’s a self-described “coonass from Thibodaux” who used to keep two pet alligators in his dorm room. He walked them with dental floss as a leash and took them out to swim in the ditches on campus. He says he was the always the one who took a “low profile.” His ability to manage a project and a vision in commercial construction has at least partially contributed to the changes in the Houston skyline in the last 25 years.

Our Storyteller, Nippy, on the left and teammate Millet.

Elmer Fudd (Former Offensive Tackle)

He got his nickname because he was wearing overalls when he was moving into the dormitory and one of the other players thought he looked like his namesake. It stuck. He’s an Alabama country boy whose hospitality and loved in, lived in home was the setting for this interesting evening. He is now a principal at a local school.

Bied (Former Defensive End)

Bied is short for his last name which I won’t divulge to protect the innocent, although I don’t think he’s that innocent!  He was pretty quiet last night, and I don’t know him very well, so I can’t say much about him. But, I do know he was moving furniture all day, so he was a bit tuckered out.

The Audience

Comprised of several friends and family members of the Players.

The Setting:

The fire was built in the backyard of Mr. and Ms. Fudd’s home in the middle of NOWHERE, Louisiana. I’m not kidding. There was a long gravel road leading to the house, and the GPS couldn’t even locate the place. It was a cold night under a star-studded sky with the full moon hanging overhead. Pandora was belting out classic country music courtesy of Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Alabama and others.

When the gals walked out to the fire, the tales had already started flying probably as fast as the beer and whiskey were flowing. It was full steam ahead from there. Nippy narrated most of the stories with a lot of commentary from the other players and a few of their own stories. I’m not going to share their stories for two reasons:

  1. I’m a female, and I just don’t think I can tell them with the same intensity.
  2. I believe some of it was illegal, and I’m not sure of the Statute of Limitations.

But, I can tell you this. I’ve lived in cities for most of my adult life. I’ve heard lots of men bond through the stories of their past, but these guys last night were country boys. Their stories are different. Country boys tell stories that read like action adventure movies. There are guns, explosives, large unpredictable animals (both dead and alive) and injuries to themselves and others. They do lots of highly physical activities like jumping off, running headlong into, getting run over by, and hitting each other with things. Things can include trees, cars, large animals and people. At least you know there’s a somewhat happy ending because the person telling the tale is looking right at you. So, it’s pretty funny.

The tales were peppered with the names of people I remember from the past…..Ray ……Wozniak ……Hartman ……Bam Bam ……Meathead …….Toad ……Junker …….Coach Lofton. There weren’t any girls in these stories as I can recall. And, it’s probably a good thing. I don’t know if being there would have been as funny as hearing the tale afterwards. Most of the settings were in the country because that’s where these guys live and play. I realized sometime through the evening that it had been about 30 years at least since I had witnessed this ritual with country boys. It was so different from what I’d been hearing most of my life. And, it felt…..comfortable….interesting.

We shut down our party sometime in the wee hours of the morning. When my head finally hit the pillow to sleep at about 4 AM, I thought about how sweet that evening had been. I felt the warm glow of a sentimentality born of familiarity of place with the people who had lived there with me. As we left the fire, people were saying that we shouldn’t let so much time pass before we do this again. We talked about getting together for a camp-out July 4. Time will tell if it happens. I hope it does. I think I would like to feel this again sooner rather than later. It was fun, and it made me laugh. But, most of all, it kind of connected me to my roots in a way that I hadn’t felt in awhile. That felt really nice.

I’ll leave you with a video of my favorite country bad boy song, Can’t Tell Me Nothing, from my favorite country bad boy, Tim McGraw.

22 Comments on “Girl Talk: Witnessing the Ritual of Male Bonding

  1. What an awesome artical .. i loved the neat bed time story. We friends are truely blessed to have a GREAT writer in our circle of friends.. thank you Sharon..

  2. Great seeing you Sharon . What a awesome story and fantastic memories !

    • Thanks, Mark. I wish I’d have had time to get over and talk to you. I was going over at half time but you were gone. See ya next time.

  3. Well done, Sharon. Hearing these names–and, in particular, the nicknames–released a flood of great memories. Like the time we made a pit stop at Piggly Wiggly. One of your above-mentioned characters volunteered to go in. After thirty minutes, we grew concerned and went to check on him. We found him … under arrest. Apparently, he had been cruised the aisles opening and taste-testing the wines!

    Though I wasn’t there on Saturday, your description makes me feel like I was. Thank you! David Magee

    • Haha…that’s hilarious. That wouldn’t have been the only jail story told if you’d been there. It was fun, and I’m glad you enjoyed the memories. Next time, you’ll have to join them for their storytelling session. I love the nicknames, too. I don’t think girls could assign each other nicknames. We get our feelings hurt too easily. I have to say it’s one of the things that I’ve always envied about boys – the nicknames.

  4. I love situations involving “guns, explosives, large unpredictable animals (both dead and alive) and injuries to themselves and others. They do lots of highly physical activities like jumping off, running headlong into, getting run over by, and hitting each other with things.”
    PLEASE invite me along the next time you hang out with these old pals.

    • You’ve got it, Teresa. You will fit right in. I also forgot to mention that there was mention of all types of lost body fluids like blood, spit, vomiting, farting, urine and excrement. I think they covered it all! Boys will be boys…always.

      • From years of experience, women can assume that boasting about bodily fluids will be part of the program :o)

  5. Great article…….I got to know many of those guys while at SLU as well…….haven’t been back in years but after reading this def need to plan to go next year. Thanks for sharing.

    • Come on…we had a blast. I would love to have more women at the party. Apparently a large group goes to all the games, but, obviously Homecoming was a particular draw. Thanks for reading and commenting on my blog.

  6. Well done, Sharon! It was FUN! I’m so glad I got to meet you and find your blog. I’m looking forward to lots of “good reads.” Hopefully we’ll meet again soon – you are invited to our “country” down here in Florida anytime!

    • Awesome! I’d love to go back to the Jacksonville area, too. I have a few old friends to look up there. I’m still smiling about the weekend. What a great time with great new and old friends! And, you must be a saint! I’m just sayin’ 😉

  7. Great story Sharon! I got to catch up through your great writing. Sorry I could not make it on Saturday. There was no time in my day due to my son’s football games, an annoying science fair project and of course my husbands obesssion to fix our camp. Next time you are in town we need to get together for dinner. Take care and luv ya!

    • I really did miss you, Ann. You would have loved being there. I felt a little awkward at first because it’s been so long, but it quickly became so much fun. We will definitely get together soon.

  8. Sharon, I wish you were at all the events with your writing skills cause alot is forgotten the next day. I am the quiet one in your story (tired from moving all day).

    • I know who you are, Hollywood! Thank you for the compliment. Maybe we’ll have to document more of this stuff. If nothing else, it’s fun to share.

    • Yes, ma’am. My sister and best girlfriend have told me numerous times that my problem was that I needed to find a good ole boy and stop chasing these city slickers. They may be right. 😉

  9. Reblogged this on Midlife Moments and commented:

    This blog is one of my favorites because the weekend was so fun. Honestly, it was the start of my heartstrings pulling me home. Because of this blog, I found my college roommate that I’d not seen in 30 years. I posted this on a Sunday evening, and I remember Monday watching my blog map light up with readers in small towns all over the south – Palatka, Breaux Bridge, Houma, Henderson, Ville Platte, Dothan, Hammond, Denham Springs, Ponchatoula, Picayune. My college pulled small town students from all over the south but most especially from Mississippi and Louisiana. It was a fun day for me, and I felt welcome.

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